His Troubled Unicorn

His Troubled Unicorn searched for a set of lego that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.

His Troubled Unicorn desperately desired a can of Tango that they sometimes embrace. It might have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

His Troubled Unicorn searched for a cucumber that they would occasionally hug. It was a fairly exciting action, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

His Troubled Unicorn desperately craved for a toilet brush that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

His Troubled Unicorn always carried a block of cheese that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

His Troubled Unicorn found a wig that they liked to sit and look at. It might have been a fairly astonishing action, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was breathtaking. Strangely, a wig was the item that was selected.