A Jolly Unicorn

A Jolly Unicorn needed a bat to experiment on. It is an original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a bat was the thing that was selected.

A Jolly Unicorn desperately craved for a stretchman that they would embrace. This seems a fairly curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the item to select.

A Jolly Unicorn always carried a tomato that they would sometimes eat. It would have been an unusual action, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

A Jolly Unicorn always kept a melon that they would share. One might say this is a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

A Jolly Unicorn always kept a teapot that they would experiment on. It was a fairly strange approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

A Jolly Unicorn often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would experiment on. One might say this is an extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.