The Silly Unicorn

The Silly Unicorn desired a helmet that they liked to experiment on. It would be an extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a helmet being the item opted for.

The Silly Unicorn always carried a lava lamp that they liked to hug. One might consider this to be a new thing to do, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

The Silly Unicorn desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would often eat. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

The Silly Unicorn looked for a big sponge that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a somewhat surprising idea, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a big sponge being the item opted for.

The Silly Unicorn looked for a rubber chicken that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a peculiar action, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was epic. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

The Silly Unicorn craved for a toilet brush to eat. It is a fairly odd suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was wonderous. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.