His Angry Unicorn

His Angry Unicorn desperately searched for a tomato to cuddle. One might say this is an exciting proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it was wonderous. A tomato was the item that was opted for.

His Angry Unicorn desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

His Angry Unicorn found a tomato that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly curious exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

His Angry Unicorn had a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes annihilate This seems an exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

His Angry Unicorn carried a CD player to eat. One might find this to be an extraordinary idea, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a CD player is the item to opt for.

His Angry Unicorn carried a piece of paper that they liked to break. One might consider this to be a fairly odd operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was breathtaking. Strangely, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.