His Exceptional Unicorn

His Exceptional Unicorn carried a ball to throw. It might have been a fairly original suggestion, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

His Exceptional Unicorn looked for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally worship. It might be a fairly new exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

His Exceptional Unicorn desired a rubber chicken to play with. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

His Exceptional Unicorn always had with them a block of cheese to annihilate It might be a fairly new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

His Exceptional Unicorn searched for a radiator that they would often drop. It should have been an original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a radiator being the thing opted for.

His Exceptional Unicorn always carried a big sponge that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.