Red Unicorn

Red Unicorn always carried a bag of flour that they would throw. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the thing that was selected.

Red Unicorn needed a pen that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a surprising activity, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was wonderful. Remarkably, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

Red Unicorn looked for a mug that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered an astonishing proposal, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug having that done to it

Red Unicorn had a piece of paper that they would often put on his head. It would have been a fairly weird exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

Red Unicorn needed a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is a fairly new operation, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

Red Unicorn searched for a cheese grater that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was epic. Honestly, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.