Their Fat Unicorn

Their Fat Unicorn desired a Harry Potter wand that they would often put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a bizarre approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

Their Fat Unicorn owned a can of Tango that they would often sit and look at. This seems a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea is epic. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

Their Fat Unicorn owned a set of lego that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been an odd suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the item to select.

Their Fat Unicorn craved for a wig that they would put down their trousers. This could be considered an unusual suggestion, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the item that was opted for.

Their Fat Unicorn craved for a sponge that they sometimes break. It would be a funny undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be amazing. A sponge would be the thing that was selected.

Their Fat Unicorn searched for a set of lego to throw. It should have been a fairly weird proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.