Her Scary Unicorn

Her Scary Unicorn desperately wanted a stretchman to sleep with. One might say this is a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

Her Scary Unicorn desperately craved for a can of Tango that they liked to play with. One might say this is a fairly unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it was exciting. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

Her Scary Unicorn craved for a cucumber that they would share. It is considered to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

Her Scary Unicorn owned a can of Tango that they would often play with. It would have been a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

Her Scary Unicorn often carried a toilet brush that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is a different suggestion, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

Her Scary Unicorn always carried a computer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be a fairly unusual activity, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the thing to select.