Stupid Unicorn

Stupid Unicorn needed a radiator that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a fairly surprising operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a radiator being the item opted for.

Stupid Unicorn looked for a big sponge that they would often put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly curious operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Unicorn desperately desired a lava lamp to insert somewhere. It was considered to be an exciting action, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

Stupid Unicorn desperately craved for a bag of poop that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a peculiar approach to life, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it was magnificent. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

Stupid Unicorn found a lava lamp that they liked to worship. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

Stupid Unicorn desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would cuddle. It should have been an astonishing proposal, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.