His Troubled Unicorn

His Troubled Unicorn desperately wanted a sword that they would smash. One might find this to be a curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a sword of all things.

His Troubled Unicorn wanted a chocolate bar that they liked to sleep with. It was an original action, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.

His Troubled Unicorn always kept a cheese grater to annihilate It was a weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the item selected.

His Troubled Unicorn owned a computer that they would occasionally experiment on. One might find this to be a different activity, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a computer of all things.

His Troubled Unicorn desperately desired a CD player that they would occasionally throw. It might be a fairly different thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it would be simply life. Remarkably, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

His Troubled Unicorn always kept a bat that they would put on his head. It would have been an odd undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the item to choose.