The Stupid Unicorn

The Stupid Unicorn always carried a hat that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be simply life. Strangely, a hat being the chosen thing.

The Stupid Unicorn often carried a sack of potatoes to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly original undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

The Stupid Unicorn looked for a set square that they would sometimes worship. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Unicorn desired a helmet that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems a weird approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the chosen item.

The Stupid Unicorn had a bottle of coke that they would sometimes throw. It is considered to be an extraordinary exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. A bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Stupid Unicorn desperately needed a tomato that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly original operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a tomato was the item that was chosen.