Russian farmer in search of extremely expensive Irish Potato

Professional farmer, Khabib Nurmagomedov has long been regarded as one of the most skillful workers in his profession. With great shovel striking skills, good grappling skills with the work horses, and most importantly, great knowledge regarding the ground, Khabib has long reigned atop his profession, never failing in coming up with great harvests each year.

This time around, however, the russian farmer finds himself in search of a rare type of vegetable, the famous, extremely expensive Irish potato. Last seen in the garden around August of last year, it now seems that the highly valuable vegetable has somehow grown feet and ran out of the garden, and into other lands, unknown to farmers.

“Jast now I hed greatt harvests of Brazilian Feijoada and American sveeet korn, but thiz potato haz run avay, I sver. Not even too yeeers ago, you could find thiz potato in the biggest of gardyens, but nowadayz I think it has became a... how do you say thiz.. excuse my bed Inglish... a kouch potato.”

Left without his rich vegetable for this year, Khabib has turned his eyes toward another profession. The russian has succesfully gotten himself another full time job, working as a butcher of tough Michigan beef.