well its 13 now

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riddle me this, batman ?

In four days time before april 12 .. now 13 i guess ... THREE WASPS IN THE HOUSE ... of which two after dark . I blamed it on the climate and the garbage pail kids but said if there's a third before may im gonna start seeing consipracies ...

See the things are :

I spray everything down with windex and sweep the floor at least upstairs once a day - sweep it down leftover downstairs as i take it out, clean it a week but i dont really do downstairs b/c there's too much light in the glass house. Dexter would have a hard time finding one strand in the kitchen ...

I actually spray in the toilet with windex every time i took a fucking piss ... there's literally NOTHING here, i dont leave leftovers outside the fridge, i usually dont at all and even inthere theres a lid on it. The catfood gets cleaned right after eating ...

There's plenty of trash piles around the hood im sure so why would they come here ? Its like someone planted a strange genome imported wasp attractor in the house by now.

Leaving out the time of year and the dexter-approved cleanliness ... probably some kind of half-phobia that must have grown over the last few decades. ...

Its a type i dont know,
when the kid lived with grampaw and grammaw in beek ("brook" its a part of the town, all parts of town had their own names its like separatism by street several generations ago, brook is the deepest part, every flood or rainstorm the house got flooded too) that was a lot more backwater than the projects here ... plenty of flying shit, but nothing like this.

It's not one of those Asian killertypes, i seen those too already, almost the size of my pinky but they look like wasps in coloring.

These are darker, fatter and bigger than the wasps the kid knew (tho there werent many, mostly there were bees, and ofc lots of flies around the fields) but smalled than those asian killerfucks.

So they must be some imported or mutated type. Now as trash goes in a place of crackbabies and garbage pail kids im sure there's plenty around but like i said . NOT HERE

its hard to image they being here at this time of year but a lot harder why they would come flying into THIS house and garden, leaving out the fact that i dont really know and neither does the kid "night-bees" or night-wasps ???

The first were hanging by a window and round a light, easy to spot, disposed of fast, i usually dont bother, i actually never kill spiders as i consider them allies in the fight against gevleugelte.

But this one was sitting on a dark surface .... if my little friend ... my kid, brother, friend and witches familiar didnt notice and went to it

i probably would not have ... but he was like O WHAT IS THIS

so i checked and quickly pulled him away

I HAD TO HIT THAT WINGED PIECE OF SHIT THREE TIMES

three times ...

then it was still moving when i dumped it in the toilet ...

Terminator-genes

My little friend might have just saved both our lives here ... if i didnt notice (and i wouldnt have like that) ... gods know what that thing stings with i dont know the species and if even a standard classic belgian one you would find in swimming pools outdoors or amusement parks or in general places where garbage pail kids gather stings you in a bad place while sleeping you might be done for.

Its not like i have little kids here sleeping but the cat is my kid, my brother and my friend and personally

death in sleep by wasp is not on my ambitions list

I wonder if those dags do the same for their infant psychopaths to be ...

But thats part of why ancient egyptians held them in regard as divine beasts ... households with cats had people living longer on average ... its like a protective spirit to them ...

mind you , ancient egyptian cats were larger and probably even faster, they even hunted (poisonous and other) SNAKES ... so that WOULD increase your lifespan in the pre-history wouldnt it ...

well, ancient

ANYWAY ....

the third one is conspiracy b/c the chance of happenstance decreases when unlikely events repeat themselves in unlikely sequences

the fourth one ... dunno, maybe i dig a hole in the garden until winter

what do i need for this ? steel plating and a forcefield to not only keep neanderdals out but also mutated imported terminator wasps ?

..... mmmmmmm

well on "that" ... no idea, fuckers like jihadi john started out by killing old women cats and dogs while actually afaik as was explained to me by people who would know

"dogs are haram but cats are halal" (?)

m not much of a monotheist on any of the one true gods but we have spoken with many back when we did so

Catham Joker out

this is not making us nicer

hm?

that

id say "polytheist agnostic"

you neither believe or deny dogmatically b/c you just dont know so until proven otherwise everything is possible

and in a pollytheist pantheon all gods and followers who dont try to kill you are probably good to go

its quite a toleratn stance to non-fanatics who try to control the world using elder scrolls

room for everyone,

personally tho, ofcourse we would take after the witvh of the North, Freya in its duality, the witch of the east, Ishtar and Inana in its duality (the lioness and the love (in the bible the whore of babylon) and the witch of the south (Bastet in its duality Sakhmet)
Love and war ...

At one time Sakhmet got so sick of humans and their bullshit (how that translates to ancient egyptian i dunt know but its probably not an f-word) that she started devouring them, like ALL of them and the main man Ra had to chill her down bringing her a river of wine saying it was human blood until she passed out and humanity was saved (from their own stupidity)

Something to say for it, just like Old Testament makes for way better reading than the revised three-way new one (James/Jerome/Augustine) and i dont know enough about Quran or Toras to know wether they are split in old and new. I just knew what i know from talking with people who know.

So we bow to no man i guess but that doesnt mean they cant be gods. Odin and Freya are the prototyp of Living apart together with equal rights actually, Odin in Valhalla, Freyja in Folk Vangr, but everyoe, Hel included was waiting for Ragnarok with the respective souls they gathered ...

Which was a vision Odin had when he sacrificed one eye to gain wisdom (the shape of the two ravens Hugin and Mugin) and hung upside down from Ygrdrissil the tree of life which, suspiciously looks like a decription of a branch of parallel universes,meaning

if you hang upside down from the bottom (roots) of time, you can see all possible futures, and all of them ended with Ragnarok

when Fenrir breaks loos and gobbles up the sun

makes sense if you know about novae and the life of stars

STRANGE if you come up with that 10k years ago (well written/unwritten its hard to say but its quite sure the Ur-tales existed long before a thousand before Christ of Nazareth

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maybe thats why the roman emperors who went with the times and labelled themselves popes couldnt have it

"equal power between man and woman without interference in each others realms" and as ancient gods go .. more than a few side-trips to crossbreed with humans

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way more good reading than modern scrolls if you ask me

bem them ... i think an adrenaline boost might have kept it up longer, stuff that looks an attempt on my life tends to do that