His Purple Troll

His Purple Troll looked for a wig that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been a fairly new undertaking, to some, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

His Purple Troll often carried a bat that they would worship. This seems an exciting activity, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a bat is the item that was chosen.

His Purple Troll desired a little monkey that they sometimes smash. It should be a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a little monkey being the thing selected.

His Purple Troll always kept a pen that they would break. It was an astonishing undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the thing to select.

His Purple Troll had a cucumber to worship. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to many, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

His Purple Troll owned a block of cheese that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly weird proposal, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.