The Brainy Troll

The Brainy Troll needed a big sponge that they would often experiment on. This could be considered a fairly new activity, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who expected it was entertaining. Strangely, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.

The Brainy Troll always kept a little monkey that they would break. It is considered to be a curious exercise, to my children, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

The Brainy Troll desperately searched for a stapler that they would often eat. This could be considered a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

The Brainy Troll searched for a custard pie to drop. It would have been a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who assumed that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the item to select.

The Brainy Troll always carried a stretchman that they would try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

The Brainy Troll always kept a can of Tango that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is an extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Troll, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.