The Troubled Troll

The Troubled Troll had a toilet brush that they would occasionally sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly funny undertaking, to me, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Troll had a cheese grater that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my children, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Troll always kept a mug that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a fairly unusual idea, to my children, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

The Troubled Troll desperately searched for a melon that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might say this is a somewhat surprising exercise, to my children, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a melon being the thing opted for.

The Troubled Troll found a rubber johnny that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be a fairly curious operation, to me, but not to the Troll, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

The Troubled Troll always had with them a melon to drop. It would have been an unusual suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the thing that was selected.