My Grumpy Troll

My Grumpy Troll found a melon that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a strange action, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who thinks it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a melon was the item that was selected.

My Grumpy Troll often carried a sack of potatoes that they would try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a new operation, to me, but not to the Troll, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

My Grumpy Troll often carried a chocolate bar that they liked to share. One might say this is a somewhat surprising operation, to you, but not to the Troll, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

My Grumpy Troll desperately desired a bag of poop that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was fun. A bag of poop being the thing selected.

My Grumpy Troll searched for a set square that they liked to demolish. This could be considered a different proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was exciting. A set square is the item to select.

My Grumpy Troll desperately needed a painting of a melon that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an odd proposal, to most, but not to the Troll, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.