The Orange Troll

The Orange Troll desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would put on his head. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to some, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

The Orange Troll owned a pint of beer that they would sometimes smash. It is a weird and wonderful thought, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

The Orange Troll often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be a funny exercise, to many, but not to the Troll, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

The Orange Troll desperately desired a sword that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly strange action, to me, but not to the Troll, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a sword is the thing to choose.

The Orange Troll desperately looked for a can of coke that they would play with. This seems to be a fairly new operation, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

The Orange Troll wanted a bag of poop that they liked to hug. This could be considered a new exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who had decided it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.