The Bum Loving Troll

The Bum Loving Troll craved for a bottle of wine that they would try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an astonishing action, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who expected it was wonderous. A bottle of wine having that done to it

The Bum Loving Troll desired a set of lego that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly different exercise, to me, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a set of lego was the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Troll desperately looked for a ball that they would sometimes embrace. It is a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a ball being the chosen item.

The Bum Loving Troll owned a hat that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is an exciting action, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who thought it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a hat being the item opted for.

The Bum Loving Troll desperately looked for a sword that they would sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Troll searched for a toilet brush that they would occasionally put on his head. It would be a peculiar thought, to many, but not to the Troll, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. A toilet brush being the item opted for.