A Red Troll

A Red Troll desperately looked for a lava lamp to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who expected it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

A Red Troll looked for a bottle of coke that they would insert somewhere. It was considered to be a funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

A Red Troll desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

A Red Troll found a custard pie that they liked to eat. It would have been a fairly unusual thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

A Red Troll owned a cucumber that they sometimes hug. This is certainly an astonishing thought, to my children, but not to the Troll, who thought it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

A Red Troll desperately desired a big sponge that they would sometimes throw. It should be a fairly astonishing thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the thing opted for.