The Handsome Troll

The Handsome Troll always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would sleep with. This is certainly a fairly exciting exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Troll desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would often sit and look at. It would be a new undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

The Handsome Troll desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly odd action, to many, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. A piece of paper was the item that was selected.

The Handsome Troll desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is an odd action, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

The Handsome Troll always had with them a melon that they liked to experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. A melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Handsome Troll desperately searched for a big sponge that they would often rub on his belly. It is a fairly surprising thought, to some, but not to the Troll, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the item chosen.