His Purple Troll

His Purple Troll needed a melon that they would occasionally drop. It is considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who expected it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a melon of all things.

His Purple Troll desperately needed a piece of paper to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

His Purple Troll had a wig that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be an exciting action, to me, but not to the Troll, who had decided it was miraculous. Strangely, a wig would be the item that was selected.

His Purple Troll desired a custard pie that they would often sleep with. This might appear to be an exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Troll, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the chosen item.

His Purple Troll desired a melon that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a melon being the thing selected.

His Purple Troll always carried a set of lego that they would sit and look at. It might be an unusual thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was simply life. A set of lego being the chosen thing.