The Handsome Troll

The Handsome Troll needed a CD player that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly original exercise, to some, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea is fun. Honestly, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

The Handsome Troll always carried a sword to rub on his belly. It should be a somewhat surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a sword being the thing opted for.

The Handsome Troll found a hat that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a curious approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a hat is the thing to select.

The Handsome Troll often carried a pint of cider that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

The Handsome Troll searched for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly curious thought, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Troll needed a pint of cider to sleep with. This could be considered a fairly astonishing exercise, to some, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.