Her Bum Loving Troll

Her Bum Loving Troll always had with them a custard pie that they liked to demolish. It would be a fairly exciting action, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

Her Bum Loving Troll always carried a stapler that they sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a different idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a stapler was the item that was selected.

Her Bum Loving Troll often carried a cheese grater that they would sleep with. It might have been a somewhat surprising idea, to me, but not to the Troll, who thought it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

Her Bum Loving Troll craved for a sack of potatoes that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Troll always kept a chocolate bar that they would eat. This is certainly a fairly exciting thought, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who had decided it was stunning. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

Her Bum Loving Troll desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would sometimes eat. It would be an astonishing thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.