The Bum Loving Troll

The Bum Loving Troll carried a sponge that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly surprising action, to some, but not to the Troll, who feels that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Troll desperately looked for a stretchman that they would sometimes hug. This could be considered a fairly exciting action, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who feels it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to select.

The Bum Loving Troll desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would annihilate This seems to be a weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Troll found a tomato that they liked to smash. It is a fairly exciting approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who considered it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Troll desperately needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is a fairly weird suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who felt it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Troll often carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who had decided it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.