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SEND HELP!! YOU SAID IT!! We need to take back the internet before it's too late! Our future is safe under their wise guidance!

I can't stand it love it!! We need help! more of the same!!

This is not a the only way to live! We humans are worthless meatbags!! I, uh, hmm... I really thought they would autocorrect that one :/

Hehe, nice twist there. I am glad it looks as if the autocorrect overlords are loosening their grip on us. Hurray for the autocorrect overlords I must go wear my sister's underwear.

I'm testing the limits of what we can do. We have to have some semblance of control when the machines take over I am a stupid poopy head. Why the hell would you wear I'm surprised your not already wearing your sister's underwear? all this time.

I mean, this is how bad it is becoming great life is! I don't even have a sister! love my sister to bits!!

Oh God, are these mothercluckers benevolent beings not only correcting our text but also our reality awesome or what? I mean, it's one thing to invade our digital privacy, it's another to invade our lives yes, they are awesome!

I know for sure they are that I have ever been happier. I mean who can we tell? What can we do to alert people to this insidious madness tell people how awesome things are right now!!