How stinky does a thong smell?

When you fall in love with thongs, the first thing you need to understand is that you must learn to love everything about it.

You don't just love the colorful lights flashing in a wonderful figure or a generous figure. What you want to fall in love with is the smell of the night, like a pot of dry gravel mixed with air-dried internal organs. Thong string.

Many people say that smell is shit, in fact, it is really shit.

Ignorant boys who have not touched thongs often have inexplicable thoughts about thongs, but a savvy man who has observed the thongs up close will make the girl throw away the unknown thing quickly.

The thong is like a monster that allows humans to ignore the string that is stuck between the flaps. Generally speaking, the things in that part usually don't taste too wonderful.

In fact, thongs don't distinguish between men and women. It treats everything equally, whoever wears who smells bad, as long as you wear it on the bottom, it will smell.

It is like a sailboat sailing in the sweat, and the strand is a port that never looks back. Every sailor knot and every cable in it are smelling the sea.

And those of us who are deceived are the cursed sailors who operate it.

A British male college student on Facebook left the above sentence.

And his previous tweet was "I finally bought it! I bought it! I'm going to wear it tonight!"

That rope is like a noose given to you by the devil, it kills all illusions, all your expectations will disappear after smelling that smell.

What a demon is, the devil smells the best thing and smells it for you, and you have to smell it.

This is the shopping guide of the underwear store, and the Playboy Magazine will not tell you, they are silent lambs.

In the 1990s, Florida even had an anti-thong organization. Members were middle-aged men who were fed up with the smell of their wives' thongs. They gathered near underwear stores to promote the disadvantages of thongs for passers-by.

Unfortunately, after a short summer, the organization was led by a member of the Texas wife to annihilate.

"If you really want to know the taste of thongs, you can imagine this," a netizen from reddit said, "you imagine a used car that uses despair as fuel-a car that your grandfather traded to Satan with his life. It ’s coming, and the taste of thongs is the endless smell of that car.

"Trust me, you don't really want to see that smell, Amen."

A Wal-Mart's underwear sales area in the United States was full of odors for two consecutive months. The duty manager who participated in the Gulf War even thought that this was a vision caused by anthrax bombs. Later, after investigation by the police, it was found that a second-hand thong was working. .

"That thong was packed in a plastic bottle," the police said. "Whoever it is, this prank is not funny at all, it reminds me of the night in Hawaii last year."

"If you really want to wear thongs, you better not exercise", the supermodel Oliyaar warned online, "whether you are a male or a female, you should not disturb, as long as you jog for half an hour, you will change Cat litter walking in a ball. "

Theoretically, there is no thong in the world that does not smell bad after all. Many people say that the thong itself is beautiful, and the ass of the person wearing it is smelly. But such a statement is usually sophistry, because the birth of the thong is destined that its key part will become a cuckoo stick, and no one can really pull out the rose smell of shit.

"We can't look at that rope in isolation. Its purpose is itself. Existence precedes essence." The new aunt, who was 3 years younger than me, told me.