Very funny! Hahaha!
This will save you a lot of money, then you can buy more crypto!

I also cut my own hair some time. I bought a pair of scissors in Daiso!
When I looked at these at home! I bought scissors for cutting dogs'
hair! Well, if it is good enough for dogs, it should be good enough for me!
Dogs' hair is much longer and thicker than people hair!

Cheers.