How I INVEST in crypto during a bear market. NO DOGECOIN

Having fun in crypto? Weeeeeeeeee! It's a roller coaster that seems to only be going down.

Terra Luna plummeted. Why? Watch the vid!

But here are some tips on how I play with the bears in a bear crypto market. To sum it for you lazies - I diversify. Okay, sure, one project might flop, but welcome to new technology. Think the dot com early era - where 9/10 companies flopped. But 1/10 made you a gazillionaire.

Next, I diversify my yield farm into a pair that is half stable (hopefully not Terra stable) - so far so good. The stable half acts as a hedge in case things go bad, while still getting nice returns for providing liquidity. This is why I provide liquidity over single token staking, which gives me that extra hedge for bear markets.

Finally, once again, diversify into different sectors and bigger solid projects that aren't Elon Fart coin and Coker Spaniel Dogie Poodle Poo Labrador coin. Degenerate scum that puts their money in this crap honestly deserves to lose it all IMO. If you want to gamble, let me know, and I'll hook you up with my suite at Caesars Palace for a weekend, where you can gamble on something more fun - NERDS!

I guess I'm supposed to say this or something (common sense):
NOTHING I say is financial advice. I am not qualified in anything. I just make videos n stuff when I'm slightly tipsy/bored about stuff I like. Do your own research frens.