Aaaaahhhhaaaaaaa you just made me laugh, this reminds me of the time at University the guy I was sharing a flat with was making a super hot chili and chopping up fresh red chillis - only he got half way through them and decided he needed to pee. I can still hear the screams lol, moral of the story wash your hands really well after chopping hot chilis before you touch any sensitive parts of your body lol
Ya, sauces like these, even getting some under your fingernail is excruciating. I've been dumb enough to rub my eye after washing my hands inadequately. Trying really hard not to think about ... down there. 😱