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Hahaha!

Finally, someone laughed. :)

Plus you don't have to pay the cat! Well, maybe give it a treat, which costs money. Plus you have to feed them every day, and pay for flea and worming treatments, and pay vet bills when they get hurt....... I'll take the attorney :D

Yeah...but if you're petting an attorney while it sits on your lap, people are going to think you're weird.

That look pretty much says it all :-)