Five Strange Summer Accessories That You Need!

It's summer. School's out. I'm bored. You and me both need these things.

Summer ain't fun without fresh toys. So how about instead of some massive three-paragraph intro, I'll just get roit into the list ;)

1. Cyclops Sunglasses - $10.00 USD
   
   Pictured here is my favorite color, "Frost Ice". But seriously, these things are one of the coolest sunglasses I've ever seen. If I wasn't completely broke, I would totally grab a pair (for only 10 bucks???)! The only thing that might deter me from getting these if I had extra money would be the 3 1/2 star rating, with complaints concerning comfort, mainly due to the obvious lack of any nose piece.
   Link: https://sunglass.la/products/futuristic-narrow-cyclops-color-mirrored-lens-visor-sunglasses?variant=1031735553

2. Nike Benassi Fanny Pack Slides - $?
   
   A frickin' dream come true. Any hipsters dream come true, really. Me being a fan of the fanny pack, and wearing slides everywhere, this is by far my favorite on this list. I don't know the price or release date, but I am getting a pair of these puppies whether or not I overdraft my account. I just drool looking at the dang things.
   Link: https://www.highsnobiety.com/p/nike-benassi-fanny-pack-slides-release-date-price/

3. 64GB USB (2.0) Bracelet - $20 USD/Custom USB necklace/chain - $?
   
   I have a thing for strange flash drives. Keeping your data on your wrist all the time while making a fashion statement? Now, that's where it's at. Or, you can do what I did: take a 32GB USB 3.0 Samsung Flash Drive FIT, a king ring off a pet laser pointer, and a sterling silver chain and made myself a chain that I wear everywhere now (not pictured). DISCLAIMER: If you have small wrists (like me), or are a women, you aren't likely to have the best time with the bracelet. You can also opt for a 32GB, slightly different-looking version for $8.99 .
   Link: https://www.amazon.com/Usbkingdom-Silicone-Wristband-Bracelet-Pendrive/dp/B01M6V31GP/ref=sr_1_2_sspa?ie=UTF8&qid=1527907651&sr=8-2-spons&keywords=flash+drive+bracelet&psc=1

4. Fan-Hat - $12
   
   If you're anything like me, sweating profusely above 65 degrees, then this may just be perfect for you.
   Link: https://www.walmart.com/ip/Unisex-Peaked-Cap-Summer-Baseball-Hat-with-Solar-Powered-Fan-Cooling-Fan-Cap-for-Camping-Traveling-Outdoor-Activities-Color-Black/866994567?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=6086&adid=22222222227124359895&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=c&wl3=235565192855&wl4=pla-452043448477&wl5=9006093&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=114431310&wl11=online&wl12=866994567&wl13=&veh=sem

5. Crypto-Merch!
   
   
   I don't have any of these yet, but I need them, and so do you. A Steem one, the ones pictured, TRX, LTC, Doge is also very popular. I'll leave you and your wallet to fight.
   Link: https://satoshigear.com/products/sacred-bitcoin-jesus-cryptocurrency-shirt-short-sleeve-unisex-t-shirt?variant=7227011596323&gclid=CjwKCAjw3cPYBRB7EiwAsrc-uS7FXOS7oniaGAOPIccalpJC4xb6GkrxifmZle9NtGQ_PsnTZVU0yRoC_W8QAvD_BwE
   Link: https://www.zazzle.com/the_notorious_bitcoin_t_shirt-235099750741745601

I hope you enjoyed this cool little list, upvote for more lists like it!!! I will be making more in the future; I don't ever find the other ones like it good enough for my funky self.