The incredible story of a boy and his bolt

Once upon a time, in a small village, there lived a poor couple who had wished for a child for many years. One day, a miracle happened—they were blessed with a baby boy! He was just like any other child, except for one peculiar thing: a large metal bolt was stuck right in the middle of his belly button.

As the boy grew, he lived a perfectly normal life despite his unusual feature. But when he became a young man, he fell deeply in love with the beautiful daughter of the king. He boldly asked for her hand in marriage, but the princess turned him down. “A princess cannot marry a man with a bolt in his belly button,” she declared.

Heartbroken but determined, the young man vowed to find a way to remove the bolt. He traveled far and wide, seeking an answer, until one day he met a wise sage. The sage told him that the secret to his problem lay in a distant cave, guarded by a terrible ten-headed monster. To retrieve it, he would have to slay the beast—cutting off nine of its heads—and retrieve a key hidden inside the mouth of the last remaining head.

Without hesitation, the boy set out on his quest. After days of perilous travel, he reached the monster’s lair. A fierce battle ensued, but the boy, young and strong, fought bravely and defeated the creature, slicing off nine of its heads before prying the key from the tenth.

He unlocked the cave doors and stepped inside. It was dark and empty. His heart sank with disappointment—had he come all this way for nothing? But as he reached the very end of the cave, something shiny caught his eye. He rushed forward and, to his astonishment, saw a simple metal wrench lying on the ground.

His excitement was overwhelming. With trembling hands, he grabbed the wrench and, at last, began unscrewing the bolt from his belly button. Slowly, he turned it, round and round, until finally, with one last twist, the bolt popped out.

And then... his ass fell off.