II

Ren du Lot felt awkward. Count B did not like the name of the city lawyer that he, Ren du Lot, has recommended. The Count has insisted that Ren du Lot was his lawyer and that he should support him in his lawsuit, instead of kicking the ball off the field.

Ren du Lot was wondering if this lawsuit would be the beginning of his demise. Once again he may need to leave the country. Not that he really like this shitty country, but he was tired of moving.

He already had to leave France five years ago, because he feared for his life after botching a land deal for a member of "le Milieu".

And he had to leave Сильдавия two years ago, for a similar reason.

There was probably no other European country where he could safely go.

At the moment, he had to work on the Count's lawsuit. For this, he had to learn what "shitposting" was, he had no idea.

From what the Count had told him, it was related to blogging.
His neighbor, Arundolf, was the only blogger he knew. He had a silly argument with him last week. Reluctantly, he looked for Arundolf's number and called him
on the phone.

Ren du Lot felt awkward.

Ren du Lot, the shit lawyer, a serial shitposting fiction inspired by Torundel the Shitposter! by @katharsisdrill.

Rules are:

211 words - Starting with the words "Ren du Lot" - First and last sentence are identical.

_{grammarly said that the tone is informative and friendly}

Part I

I was 22 years old and I had hair!