Girls need to learn, the hard way

Was asking this girl, Abi out for 6months and we finally agreed on a date. Drove to her school to pick her up and there she was with 2 friends..(beautiful ones) i thought they were just seeing her off - kuzindikisha - but to my surprise they were coming too.

I've always had this nice place in mind to take her, but she said she would love Galitos Grill (for normal me, that place was damn expensive and even now that we were 2 more), it was our 1st date and obviously my duty was to make the best 1st impression to the girls.

We got to galitos my girl ordered some fried chicken irish chips and some drinks i can't remember what it was called for a fact i didn't even care.At this time my head had stopped working and all i was doing was to take rough estimates of what the bill would worth. I lost my appetite.

After a long meal and all the girls chuckle, the bill finally came in, from the waiters facial expression i could nearly guess what was on the bill. Baam! The bill read a whooping k40,000/= approximately everyone at the table ate 10Gs. Now i was sweating, you could see my socked armpit.

I walk with 2 cell phones during long distance trips just incase i ran out of charge on my smartphone i would easily switch to my cheap kabambe (dial cellphone) for calls and text messages, they're easy to find and i would quickly replace if i lost one. I put my hand in my left pocket like going for my credit card or a wallet and picked my kabambe removed the sim card under the table and placed it on the table.

Did like i was going to clean my hands in the restroom, without notice i dashed out into the car and drove home.
I don't care about the cellphone or how the bill was cleared but y'all kenyan girls need to realise this is 2018 and Uhuru Kenyatta is still the president.