Steemwars - Kaber Tauss: Philosophy of a Bounty Hunter!

Roight! I bin here lookin' t' make a few bucks on th' Galactic Market! I'll do 'most anything t' make money... that's why the Darth rilly recruited me. Theyz got a shit-tun-a money jus' burnin' a hole in their pocketz.

Ok, done with the Outer-Sphere Accent. I'm actually quite refined you will see; however, when the need arises I will deftly slip into a different character to accomplish the task at hand. It is one of the numerous reasons that the Darth Side has me on their payroll. The Darth Side calls me to do their bidding and I jump for the paycheck.

Normally what happens is that I get a Work Request and a Pay Summation. What do I do when this happens? I make someone else do it for a much smaller fee. Then, I change the payscale.

A Gentleman Always Pays his Debts... which is why I only ACT like a Gentleman

Then I pay them in DOGE! 1 DOGE = 1 of their chosen Currency!

I know!

I'm a Scoundrel! The only issue is that I have loads of people that want their payments, and some are dangerous fellows. Now, I don't really plan on paying them... heck, what kind of man would I be if I did??? I might have my Darth Insurance Card revoked! I can't have that happening.

Being on the Good Side of the Darth Side is the safe side. My enemies are now the enemies of the Siff. I'm working towards my own small planetoid outside of Fatooine. There I'll be able to retire and live comfortably with a boatload of servants (all women, of course, because that is how we roll in Deepest Darkest Spaaaaaace)!!

Thanks for reading! I hope you will pay me lots and lots of SBDs and STEEM and upvote and ReSteem! You pay me 50 SBDs and I'll give you 50 in return... wink wink nudge nudge!!

May the Farce be with You!

@OriginalWorks can even verify my validity against the honesty of the integrity of my words! That's how confident I am!