So, I'm wondering if it would be safe to sell my Texas? I've been holding Texas for so goddamn long that I haven't even been able to reach down and scratch my nuts.

I picked up some Montana the other day but ended up ditching it for Nebraska. That was so fucking stupid. I don't even know why I keep playing this game.

I bought some Canada but those bastards froze it. The rumors are true. It's cold.

I really need some advice here. Mexico is looking hot but maybe I'll just go with Michigan. You know what? Fuck it. I'm going all in on Rhode Island. Hell yeah.