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Not sure he's common though. We could have the common dropbear, the rare mutant roo, the epic thylacine and the legendary burrunjor (vicious T-rex type creature reported to early settlers by Victorian locals).
All green team. Aussies'd be all over it.

shhhhh, don't let slip our secret about vegemite being a dropbear deterrent. we rely on silly overseas people buying it to eat. lol. fools.

They really ran with that one. I thought they'd just laugh along, but they actually go through with it. Wonder what it tastes like.