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How's about you not leave links in the comments and stop spamming? It really is bad form, and as a gentleman of the south it's disconcerting you would be so rude.

The way you said that I just want to be all duded up southern belle style and be like

"WHY I NEVER!" With the most southern accent I could muster all shocked at this users behavior.

The crowd gasps.

A woman in a corset and petticoat fans herself and faints, dropping the glass of lemonade to the floor.