Once again, a wonderful post @bembelmaniac.

empty themselves in front of the assembled team and make themselves lust whenever they feel like it.

I'm sure you know already, but there's still some "primitive" cultures where taking a poop is still, to this day, a social event. Here in Europe we took a dump together, as a family or group of friends, or even with total strangers, often in parks and gardens, up until the middle ages. Not only as a person, but also as a society we've learned to be ashamed about certain parts of our body and certain bodily functions ;-)

I've missed too much of this lately... Thanks for a great read again!