Introducing Guardians of the Gala-Sea

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They are a bunch of misfits. But misfits with extraordinary talents. If you have a drug deal gone bad and the dealers are after your heals, you can count on them. If you lost all your savings and your bitcoins to the local loan shark and you have been harassed with punctured tyres, you can call them. But one thing that they will never fail you, if your cat is stucked in the tree and had been meowing for the last 3 hours, they will get there before the fireman does.

These group of extraordinary gentleman are not your everyday crime fighter. They are mercenaries with very specific skill sets. They don't fight of bad guys. They are here for the Steem or Steem Dollar. You pay the buck, they do the job.

Their Past

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They thought they had a big break when they were casted in a Hollywood production of 'The Chronicles of the Ridic-ulous'. Who would have thought that despite have Wind Diezzel and Kayvin Spacesee as the leads, it still fail to in the box office. The collection was only 200 doge-coins. A far cry from the 5000 Steem Dollars that was spent in its production. Many blamed the extras. Some say they were not good, others say they forgot their scripts. There were many critics. The best review that compliments the movie was,

'Kudos to the director, the movie did not last more than 1 hour'

After Hollywood

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Heartbroken and with little money in their mermaid's purse, they thought that with their amazing skills and teamwork they can make it big as 'guns for hire' or 'thugs for hire' or 'bodyguards for hire'. They approached the most talented banner maker in Steemitropolis and they came across @zord189. He was recommended by @jaynie ...bless her. Bless them.

He did an awesome job with these pieces of work...

Tell me with a marketing strategy like this, how can anyone not hire them? Generating female voices in moments of distress, is a God given talent that ought not to be taken lightly. Many battles were fought and at critical moment, it was won by that single voice of distress.

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The Agent

No team ever make it big without big shot agent watching their back. You know you have found the right one when one single agency fees gets you two loud mouths. So let the good times roll, like they say it in Hollywood...

'SHOW ME DA' MONEY!'