WHAT THE F**CK AND NOT THE F**K TO DO ON STEEM (for new steemit members!)

If you're searching for rewards, followers or both THIS MAY HELP.........
if you're looking for happiness you wont find it here!

IIIIIII KNOWWWW i am not an expert and don't have many followers. BUT.

I'M going to use this post as an example to see if i can get it to the trending page, by using BOTS! lets see....

lets start with WHAT CAN HELP.........

1 TRY TO INVEST IN STEEM

• whatever you can afford, not only will it give you more voting power.
  STEEM IS $2.00 AS OF WRITING THIS IF THE PRICE GOES TO $5 THEN WELL.... DO THE MATH
  also invest time (we will get to this)

2 Attract whales

• A GOOD INTRODUCE YOURSELF POST CAN GET YOU FOLLOWERS, AND THIS IS WHERE WHALES SWIM TO SCOOP UP THE PLANKTON LIKE US! there is tonnes of whales here are four examples
  @snowflake @JERRYBANFIELD @craig-grant @cryptoctopus

3 build a following (get followers)

• invest time, by commenting on peoples interesting posts, following them and let them know you've followed them.
  IF You're one of the first to comment on a post, which later becomes successful you will be rewarded higher than others

4 BOTS AREN'T BAD

• HERE ARE SOME BOTS TO GET YOUR ARTICLES RE-STEEMED TO MANY FOLLOWERS and possibly get you on the trending page (as i said im going to do this with this post )
  https://steembottracker.com/

5 resteem posts

• you can earn from doing this and it makes your blog look fuller and can help you to gain followers!!

WHAT (I THINK) YOU SHOULD AVOID DOING!!!

1 USING WRONG TAGS

2 DON'T SPAM - "OH NICE POST" "GREAT CONTENT" ON POSTS YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T EVEN READ!

3 DON'T UP VOTE YOUR OWN POSTS, COMMENTS ETC, IT LOOKS tacky.

4 NO PLAGIARISM

• If you have to credit the source

5 Don't leave long painfully boring posts (like this)

• get to the point as fast as you can

LASTLY IF YOU DON'T RE-STEEM AND UP VOTE THIS. I'M GOING TO SET MYSELF ON FIRE AND TAG YOU IN IT TO MAKE YOU LOOK STUPID!

THANKS FOR READING