Zug is real?
I'm serious.
It sounds like a fairy-tale place... from Dr. Seuss.
Ug went the Zugs. And in their mugs they did glugg glugg glugg, until they hugged and hugged and dug dug dug a well until they got mugged. They shrugged and dug. And it was gud. Welcome to the Zug Hood. Want a Bug? Don't be a lug! Join the Zug, in the dug, eating a bug. Yug? You thug! Off with your ugly mug! Ka-thud! Glugg glugg glugg, they'll drink your blug. Hey! They were mugged!

... sorry. lol