"It's me!"

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English is not my first language
I posted my writing to share with more steemian use Google translator plus my low English skill
I ask you to understand, even if there are some strange expressions

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A colleague of mine told me a story about his friend
He received a phone call from an unknown place, and he was charged for a telephone bill of several hundred dollars while he was on a call

But he also had an absurd story on the phone
One day, late at night, when he had a great time with his family
He got a call from an unknown number

Colleague : "Hello?"
Woman : "It's me"
Colleague : "Yes?" "Who?"
Woman : "You've already forgotten me?"
Colleague : (with an absurd expression) "Who the hell are you?"
Woman : "I'll call you back if you remember"
Colleague's wife : "What the hell are you doing at this time?"

You know what would happen if I did not talk anymore ^^
After all, the strange phone call caused the couple to fight

However, as he later found out, She was retired from the company some time ago and was a friendly female office worker,
My co-worker did not save his cell phone number because he could not call him directly

So I told my colleagues that I was more terrified than that ^^

Now is the real story...

I was married earlier than my friends when I was a junior in college
I wanted to burn youth, of course. But if I can not get a scholarship for my honeymoon, I would have to sleep alone in the living room
I took all my life and kept all A grades

My school friends did not know I was married. But the fact of marriage became known a little and eventually it was passed on to the girl who liked me
The junior confess to me that she loved me regardless of marriage

The men will know. When a woman confesses so actively, the man becomes unconscious and confused

But I had my most precious wife, so I sent him back

And one day when I had a dreamlike marriage over time, I got a call in the middle of the night

Me : "Hello"
Woman : "(sop sop) Why did you do that!"
Me : "Who are you?"
Woman : "Do not answer the phone like that."

I was drawn to a younger junior who had confessed to love me at the moment of college, and I felt the same voice.

Me : "Ah!"
Woman : "Do you like to live with her?"
Me : ...
Woman : "Good!"
Me : ...

I could not figure out what was right to say. But I am sad because of me anyway
I suddenly started to speak seriously, taking off my mouth

Me : "I've talked about it in the past, but I love my wife now." "I think there must be someone in the world who loves you"
Woman : "You can love me!"
Me : "Even in college, I did not love you" "You were just a pretty girl junior to me"
Woman : "What are you talking about!" "You told me you loved me first than her!"
Me : (What the hell are you talking about?) "Are not you joora?"
Woman : "What?"
Me : "You're not joora!"
Woman : "It is not"
Me : (Hull ~ What the hell this girl) "I think you got the wrong number"
Woman : ... "I'm sorry"
clank~

It is still absurd and funny to think that
I used to play with juniors who told me that I love you
(For reference, a university student junior who appears in the story lives well with her husband and two kids)

Maybe she even screamed at me and called
A little bit of a sad mind, right?

TGIF! It is Friday
You had a lot of work for a week ^^