This is my main account, I've been working on it for two years, so even if you think I'm just a freak with a purple sphincter fetish, please tell me I'm your most awesome special and call me your leading magic sir.

What are the other three accounts, you are undoubtedly now asking. Or maybe you are just thinking "where are all those purple sphincters he promised?"

Because I'm a deeply mathematical person, I'll now describe my four accounts in detail using complex algorithms, and keep them in chronological order.

Account ONE (I'm going to get technical from here on) - Back in August 2016 when James Corbett -@corbettreport - told me to get my arse onto Steemit, I named my account @sift666.

I've been using identities based on SIFT online since 1998, and had just been looking into the cult of American celebs and politicians who keep flashing the 666 hand sign. Presumably they like to identify themselves as being a member of the satan worshiping zionist pedophiles club as often as possible.

So I went all satanic myself - if there were any libtards on this new site I want to freak the fuckers out I thought, failing to anticipate that Steemit would be so full of geeks, that everyone would just think I was developing a new complex algorithm based on the number six.

Just a week later I had the ingenious idea of setting up a Steemit account for my mum, to introduce her to the online world - @mg-nz. She took to the internet like a dolphin to tennis and never posted anything or even looked at Steemit ever again.

So that lead to plan B - inspired by our own post about Kiwis on Steemit - https://steemit.com/steemit/@sift666/how-many-kiwis-are-here-on-steemit I decided to convert the @mg-nz account to a New Zealand page, and made it black with ferns and a kiwi logo. But I didn't do much else with it and it languished.

Last week, inspired by @teamnz who are doing such a great job with Kiwi content, I decided to have another crack at doing a bit of Kiwi posting and promoting. So I awoke @mg-nz from it's two year slumber, and have just started using that account again.

Kiwis had better get their slack arses posting more content!

Account THREE - Two months ago this post by #whatsup really got me thinking. About the good old days, when things were different on Steemit, and mainly about bots - https://steemit.com/discussion/@whatsup/another-dumb-story-about-when-i-was-a-minnow

In a crazed frenzy of passion and aggression I set up a new account - @frot (my main website is https://www.frot.co.nz) - where I would post whatever the fuck I felt like and use bots like I am president chimp or something.

So I did just that, and while @sift666 has been stuck on a rep of 64 all this year and only earning about $5 a post, @frot shot up from 25 to a 58 rep in a few weeks and started getting $100 payouts. Just like the old days, except 90% of that goes to the bots now...

https://steemit.com/steemit/@frot/there-is-a-method-to-my-madness

Now this is a lot of typing, and I'd better warn everyone that my days of not using bots on any of my longer posts is about to end, even here on this, my sacred cow account.

I was originally going to make this the last of my bot free @sift666 posts. But no, fuck it, it's time to either openly sell out to the bots here and now or sneakily switch over to @frot as my primary account, and that would be a bit of a waste.

So I'll use bots on this post too, and sell out to the man. Or the black tranny. Or whoever it is you sell out to these days. And I have a lot of white male guilt to deal with.

Next I'm planning to power down @sift666 for one week, get a pile more readies stacked up and start regularly using @frot as my bot bribing account for @sift666 along with @mg-nz as well.

So @sift666 will remain my primary Steemit account, @mg-nz will be my mostly Kiwi account (and I'll aim to stay focused on the good sides of things), and @frot will lurk as my back end deals and fully madcore account, where I don't hold back from saying what I really think, even if some whales don't agree. Yes I must admit that because I have a decent sized investment in @sifft666, occasionally I hold back from letting rip on certain subjects where I think it might piss off some whales.

But most of my controversial theories will come right back here to @sift666 again, so all the hundreds of libtards, flat earthers, vegans and chimp supporters who have started following me because I was looking like I tow the believer party line, will just have to mute or cope.

Account FOUR. That is named @xxx - No, not really, that ID was already taken by some dickhead who registered it and doesn't use it - but do you seriously think I'm going to reveal my secret account? On that account, I aim to get no votes, remain a 25'er, and have no interactions.

@xxx is actually just my personal bookmarking and reposting account, (no, it's not really my secret psychedelic sphincter art account) so that I can find cool stuff again. I don't even follow it myself (but I do know where to find it). I'm sure someone will notice it sooner or later, but even if you comment and ask if I'm actually the man with the purple sphincters, I'll just ignore you!

Pictures by @sift666 or @frot or The Man With The Purple Sphincters

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