Rant, check. (people are beasts on here at times)
Basing feelings on strangers comments, while on the internet, check. (they extinguish happiness)
Generalization, check. ( in all others)
Abstract thought, check. (they murder a small part of the blockchain with their venom.)
Creating common ground only to expound advice, check.(we all have anger. we must channel our small deaths elsewhere.)
Analogy for right action applied to wrong reaction, check.(like a rabbit trapped in its warren we claw to escape it.)
Consideration veiled in one size fits all, check.(perhaps being with anger is better.)
Inconsequential course of action, check.(sit with it and let it own you. watch over it like a lonely cloud)
Magical four letter word fixes everything, check. ( but love this cloud)
Deep into za feels on the interweb, check.(trolls make me sad that the quantum field is being abused so systematically)
Closing with whiny remarks, check. (wasted lumps of frozen light is all we are.)
Level trollbait: Legendary.