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Funny, I didn't know generosity was bullshit. I spend all day every day being an utter and complete asshole and at times a piece of shit, and the fact that I find solace in a a social media platform that has kind hearted and helpful people for who (after the 13 years I've spent on social media sites and yes I remember the days before friendster) I appreciate and wish to express my gratitude because they didn't provoke me into that which I don't enjoy being, the aforementioned.
Assholes seem to be attracted to one another because I'm gonna have to follow you as well. I just make sure I don't stroke your pole when I comnent.