God, " Have you noticed that kyriacos is one of the most cynical mofo's​ on the planet?"

Satan, " He's one of my main men!" "Especially on that new social website​, Steemit." "He's killin' it there convincing anyone that is dumb enough to listen that the universe is deaf, dumb, and blind!"

God, "Indeed!" "Well, 100 years of your people practicing​ mind control programming has certainly dumbed down a fair amount of people on the planet!" "My prediction is that he's going to eventually come out as a flat earther!"

Satan, "No fuckin' way!"

God, "You know the rules here!" "You're dismissed for now!"