This is a very much dreaded adventure, touring the world. If I may ask, how long do you spend in each country you visit.
Also, sequel to this statement "I have never been somewhere that regulates what people consume so heavily."At a time I'd say that in a way that's kind of an ideal strategy, because it checkmates and reduces the crime rate unlike other countries.
On your journey of the becoming the youngest tourist to visit most countries in the world, if say "push-on" it's an adventure of a lifetime.