The pictures I take are crap but the pizza was great.

Requirements

Crust

• whole wheat flour (1 cup)
• bread flour (1 cup)
• chia seeds (1 tbsp)
• hemp hearts (1 tbsp)
• olive oil (2 tbsp)
• water (1 cup)
• yeast (1 tbsp)
• pinch of salt
• more sugar than salt

Toppings

• cauliflower (cut and tossed with cumin, paprika, salt, and pepper)
• orange peppers
• tomato sauce (pre-make it or canned)
• mozzarella cheese
• smoked cheese

Get it done

Either use your hands or a bread maker. I don't have the patience for that kind so bread maker it is. Add the liquid ingredients first, then dry, then sugar and yeast. Let it do it's thing. It knows what it's doing. This makes two thin crusts or one thick, so if you've got kids, put those little hands to good use stretching it into a pizza shape type.

Chop up the cauliflower, put in bowl. Flavor that shit it'll be too bland. Cumin, paprika, salt and pepper.

If you can't figure out how to chop up some peppers and grate cheese you got a problem.

This is what it looks like before it goes into the oven. Set as high as that sucker can go and keep an eye on it.

Proof

Forgot this until the last moment.

Finished product was eaten

No picture of entire pizza due to immediate consumption of said pizza.